spagbog
Lord of Altera
A group of elderly men and woman sit round a bingo table, discussing the events of last night's "Who Wants to be an Immigrant?"
"Television nowadays is so violent!" Says one. "If I were in charge I would make sure that only nice channels were showed, like gardening shows and that nice looking bloke from NSTV."
"And that awful music they listen to. We should make all radio Classical music, the good stuff." Exclaims another.
"I think we should ban trousers being less than ten centimetres from belly buttons."
"And those noisy cars!"
"Just ban cars all together I think. People should walk like the good old days!"
They all nod in agreement and focus on the sheets.
"Ooh, Bingo!"
The following week an advert appears on the television.
"Are you tired of those pesky kids playing their music too loud and showing their underwear? Well now is your chance to right the wrongs the younger generation has made. Representing the better times, Dorothy Witherspoons will lead the pensioners to victory! Vote New Spagbog as your WA delegate today!"
OOC
So... Yeah.
"Television nowadays is so violent!" Says one. "If I were in charge I would make sure that only nice channels were showed, like gardening shows and that nice looking bloke from NSTV."
"And that awful music they listen to. We should make all radio Classical music, the good stuff." Exclaims another.
"I think we should ban trousers being less than ten centimetres from belly buttons."
"And those noisy cars!"
"Just ban cars all together I think. People should walk like the good old days!"
They all nod in agreement and focus on the sheets.
"Ooh, Bingo!"
The following week an advert appears on the television.
"Are you tired of those pesky kids playing their music too loud and showing their underwear? Well now is your chance to right the wrongs the younger generation has made. Representing the better times, Dorothy Witherspoons will lead the pensioners to victory! Vote New Spagbog as your WA delegate today!"
OOC
So... Yeah.