Trouble Kelp
Loyal Servant of Altera
Day 432 of Life
A lone dwarf sits alone in a corner of a smoke filled inn room. The local keep is standing alongside his table, hands on his hips.
"I told you, we don't take kindly to strangers, now get out 'fore I throw ye!"
I look at him levelly.
"Iam just havin' a drink. Calm yourself down. I don't want any trouble."
He starts to yell at me again.
"I don't care, get out now! We don't serve your kind!"
"My kind?"
"Yeah, your kind."
"What kind would that be?"
"You damn dirty dwarves. Get your gold-grubbing fingers out of my inn, or I'll...."
I grab the innkeeper, pull him in very close, whispering in his ear."
"You yell at me again, and I'll break your head over the bar table. You insult my brothers again, and I'll mash your face in. And if you ever call me a damn dirty dwarf again, I'll skin you alive. Now go away before I get mildly annoyed."
The innkeeper stepped back, started to say something, then turned around and went the other way.
Some people have no sense of good sense, thinks the dwarf to himself.
A lone dwarf sits alone in a corner of a smoke filled inn room. The local keep is standing alongside his table, hands on his hips.
"I told you, we don't take kindly to strangers, now get out 'fore I throw ye!"
I look at him levelly.
"Iam just havin' a drink. Calm yourself down. I don't want any trouble."
He starts to yell at me again.
"I don't care, get out now! We don't serve your kind!"
"My kind?"
"Yeah, your kind."
"What kind would that be?"
"You damn dirty dwarves. Get your gold-grubbing fingers out of my inn, or I'll...."
I grab the innkeeper, pull him in very close, whispering in his ear."
"You yell at me again, and I'll break your head over the bar table. You insult my brothers again, and I'll mash your face in. And if you ever call me a damn dirty dwarf again, I'll skin you alive. Now go away before I get mildly annoyed."
The innkeeper stepped back, started to say something, then turned around and went the other way.
Some people have no sense of good sense, thinks the dwarf to himself.