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Heralds are sent to all major cities and towns in Altera and proclaim the following message in response to Cor Votum's declaration..
To Cor Votum and all Her Holdings,
We have seen your gracious and well-spoken invitation to vassalship
We, the People of Astrakhan, are pleased to extend a gesture of friendship and goodwill to our new neighbors..
Listless Ratking of Skraag, ascendant to the Grand Chamberpot of the Midlands.
We adhere our snot and spit to your recognition
and ask that you henceforth display your royal, boney ass away from our lands and the lands of our neighbors!
We- as a token of our new friendship- encourage the stench of your undead, the tromp of your donkey-nosed soldiers, and your lying, cheating, swindling traders to all do likewise!
Let these simpering fools return to their Great Imperial Creep, Branko Callas, the Caesar of Swine, the Jester-King of Asrakos, and the Feeble Secretary of Skraag!
However, also, consider.
We pledge to unite the realm against you and render the lands to their former subjects
as is the duty of all freedmen.
We welcome any eager wishes to join your Imperium as vassals,
as you know, our men always need good training dummies.
We are ever patient in doing whatever it takes for however long it takes for you to fuck off.
Kostadim Retro
To Cor Votum and all Her Holdings,
We have seen your gracious and well-spoken invitation to vassalship
We, the People of Astrakhan, are pleased to extend a gesture of friendship and goodwill to our new neighbors..
Listless Ratking of Skraag, ascendant to the Grand Chamberpot of the Midlands.
We adhere our snot and spit to your recognition
and ask that you henceforth display your royal, boney ass away from our lands and the lands of our neighbors!
We- as a token of our new friendship- encourage the stench of your undead, the tromp of your donkey-nosed soldiers, and your lying, cheating, swindling traders to all do likewise!
Let these simpering fools return to their Great Imperial Creep, Branko Callas, the Caesar of Swine, the Jester-King of Asrakos, and the Feeble Secretary of Skraag!
However, also, consider.
We pledge to unite the realm against you and render the lands to their former subjects
as is the duty of all freedmen.
We welcome any eager wishes to join your Imperium as vassals,
as you know, our men always need good training dummies.
We are ever patient in doing whatever it takes for however long it takes for you to fuck off.
Kostadim Retro
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