Arcanus' Butcher Shop now open!

[Psycho]

Hello Everybody,

I am pleased to announce that my butcher shop is now open!

The shop is located next to the cemetery in the Tambry Slums.

The prices for the shop: Beef - 3 rads per, pork - 2 rads per, chicken - 2 rads per, mutton - 1 rad per and
rabbit is .5 rads per. I sell at these prices, but I will also buy any meat that you bring me, besides Rotten Flesh.

My in-game name is Arcanus and I can't wait to see you all there!

 

[Raith]

makes you wonder. where does the meat come from?

 

[Archbishop]

makes you wonder. where does the meat come from?

If it's in Cochran, i.e. the Tambry slums, is it even meat?

 

[Rosary_Omen]

If it's in Cochran, i.e. the Tambry slums, is it even meat?

Doubt it, it's probably soylent green!

 

[Archbishop]

Doubt it, it's probably soylent green!

But soylent green is people!

 

[Rosary_Omen]

But soylent green is people!

Exactly, friend!

 

[223hero7]

The shop is located next to the cemetery in the Tambry Slums.

Sweet meats for sale, tuppence a bag!

 

[Psycho]

Oi! This is supposed to be a supportive page! You're going to scare away all of my customers! And besides, all my meat is non-humanoid. Just ask my suppliers!

 

[223hero7]

Depends on if you classify the Beast-folk as non-humanoid, eh? [/joke]

 

[Psycho]

Depends on if you classify the Beast-folk as non-humanoid, eh? [/joke]

Haha, I would definitely classify them as humanoid.

 

[Archbishop]

But in all seriousness, I support any local businesses in Tambry, and I'd highly suggest that any one who wants fresh and delicious meat to come to this store! Take it from me, I cut meat in a grocery store as a butcher in real life (when I'm not working at the school, tutoring, providing respite care or ticket-taking).

 

[223hero7]

*Fliers around Cochran (Tambry slum)*

Be warned, A murderer is on the loose. Not much is known as the assaults have been without witness...

4 young halfling women have been murdered in the slums. Be on the watch. A reward of 10,000 radiants will be provided by the Cavaliers upon the apprehension of who is being called "The Butcher of Cochran"

O-oh...That's an IC thing, too...

 

[Balatro]

O-oh...That's an IC thing, too...

That was uh...

Not related.

 

[223hero7]

That was uh...

Not related.

Suuuure it isn't.