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Ode to Melons

kaiser_harding

Legend of Altera
Villager
Kaiser_Harding
Kaiser_Harding
Villager
Withdraw of the Melons
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Oh, Melons how I miss thee
How I miss my ability to work
For a nice handsome Fee
giving me a large Smirk

I miss being able to feel just reward
After a long grind listening to the heralds
all while I was working Toward
The ability to amass fat stacks of Emeralds

My Axe now separated from its two greatest loves
The Melon, and the Repair master Tideborne
now it lays in my chest next to my work gloves
oh how sad it is to see them so torn

I Still remember how I felt when I gazed on the horror
The Responsible Syphei changing the merchant
Oh how I pray for someone to be a melon Restorer
But I am sad as of current

Dont misunderstand the meaning of this tale
This is not a bash at the justified staff
I simply wished to express my mental jail
And hope we all enjoyed a nice Laugh
 

Bartooliinii

An Alteran Bard
Patron
Retired Staff
Pronouns
He/Him
Slimy_Froggy
Slimy_Froggy
Patron
F's in the chat Bois.
They shut em down, fall of the first.
The flag will no longer be hoist.
On the melonvessel of commerce.

Cactus mafia prevail! Book cartel, you're next!!!
 

Bartooliinii

An Alteran Bard
Patron
Retired Staff
Pronouns
He/Him
Slimy_Froggy
Slimy_Froggy
Patron
In all seriousness though, that is one beautiful poem and I need you to submit it to the Frostwarts library cause that is golden.
 
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